i don't know how to tame things, only how to be tame
and then only sometimes and i'll be the judge of that
just like you are and just like you
if i were king i'd say
get me a sports team
some on-field drama
some amazing feat
some vertical jump
some questionable move
to argue with no consequence
get me a cold beer
some sun on my skin, some body
of water, some laughter,
some story to share
with no room for gloom
get me all the distractions, i'd say
this one and that
and take away my phone
take away all the phones, I'd say
and with one sweep of the scepter
we'd all go outside and play